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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 01:21

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Nuts and Butts

No, not a chance

Analysis & Anal Cysts

If Jesus was crucified by Governor Pontius Pilate, why does the Quran deny his death?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Freaks and Cheeks

Millions of Eggs Recalled After CDC Ties Them to a Massive Salmonella Outbreak Across 9 States - Food & Wine

Unacceptable again!

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Jason Sudeikis Pays Tribute To His Late Uncle George Wendt: “I Love Him Dearly” - Deadline

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Still no good

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Is dating in college necessary? Why and why not?

Just Forget it!

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Why can’t Trump campaign on the real issues facing America rather than insulting the character of VP Harris? Does MAGA actually believe this tactic will work?

Thumbs down again.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Injectable medications for obesity found to produce smaller weight loss in a real-world setting - Medical Xpress

Next, they tried...

Catatonics & High Colonics

So they tried

POLL: ESPN writer stokes the flames of Lions trading for All-Pro EDGE - Pride Of Detroit

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No go.

share office space ...

Why do I feel worthless most of the time?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No way

So, the docs changed it to read

Hey girls can we see some anal play?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Then came..

Special Wagers for Belmont Stakes Racing Festival - BloodHorse

They put up a sign reading

Loons and Moons

Minds and Behinds

Have you ever been humiliated in front of a group of girls and enjoyed it?

Still no good.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Do straight guys like to have sex with men when they smoke meth?