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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

15.06.2025 17:57

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Hello I am 17 year old boy and I am interested in transgender why?

No way

Freaks and Cheeks

Another attempt resulted in ...

Why was Super Buu so afraid of having Fat Buu torn out and becoming Kid Buu if he was going to destroy the Earth even before his transformation?

Just Forget it!

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What is it like to be the slave in a mistress-slave relationship?

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Is it possible to revive a dead person in real life with black magic?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Still no good.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What was your most embarrassing and humiliating bare bottom spanking?

Thumbs down again.

No, not a chance

Next, they tried...

Why are European countries warning European travelers to be careful traveling to the United States?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Then came..

So they tried

Rikishi calls for WWE writers to be fired for botching Jey Uso’s world title run - Cageside Seats

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

share office space ...

Catatonics & High Colonics

If James Bond is meant to be the best secret agent in the world, how come all the bad guys in the World seem to know who he is?

Minds and Behinds

So, the docs changed it to read

Loons and Moons

If people in the UK hate Trump so much, why does he own golf courses there?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Why do wives cheat on their loyal husbands?

Nuts and Butts

No go.

Everyone loved it.

How would you respond to Rep. Nancy Mace's claim that the GOP platform is more in line with what the American people want compared to the left?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Unacceptable again!

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

What do you think of the 2 female 18 and 19 year-old German tourists, detained in Honolulu, strip-searched, put in green jumpsuits, placed in a holding cell and the next day deported, for the terrible crime of not pre-booking a hotel for their trip?